Let me just say that having big ears isn't all its cracked up to be. Whats that you say? It isn't cracked up to be anything as it is? Well, then its even less than that. Its been freakin' cold lately, and that means I am miserable every morning. Walking to school means that not only are my ears ready to fall off, but that the rest of my face freezes as well. When your ears stick out as much as mine, they shed heat faster than a Pussycat Doll sheds her clothes. So what little heat I am making gets dumped before I can get warm. If you ever see me in the morning, and I look like I want to bite your head off, I probably do. At least you know why now, right?
I'm sure someone will say "But Alex, your ears aren't that big," to which I'll say...has your mom ever suggested surgery to make your ears stick out less? Thats what I thought.
Alex
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